Free Beer
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My mom raised us on local, organic foods. We were vegetarians, my sister and brother later became and still are Vegans. The three of us did not use drugs, or drink alcohol, as adolescents and both of them identified as sXe. For this reason I was shocked to find out that my brother was hosting a kegger. He made flyers advertising free beer and wine. He told me that he had purchased 24 bottles of wine and four kegs of beer. I didn’t really understand it but if this is what he waned to do so be it.
I stopped by his party had a slice of pizza but skipped out on the beer and there was no wine available, which in the end I decided it was okay not to have a glass since I was going to be driving home. My brother living on OSU’s campus and having made tons of flyers advertising free beer, had successfully drawn people he did not know and that did not mesh well with his sXe, freevegan, punk friends. In fact, my brother smiled and said “I only know about 20% of these people”.
Tired and not really interested in the party I left. In the morning I found that the four kegs contained O’Douls non-alcoholic beer, the wine was non-alcoholic but tasted so awful it was not served. His party had been overwhelmed with young kids looking for free beer and to get drunk and everyone went home sober. LOL.
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Diego Says:
March 2nd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Some guys did this at Princeton in 2002. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a0ef3fd8c8
There’s also a Freaks and Geeks episode from 2000 where the very same thing occurs.
I want to see this one day and see just how idiotic the people act.
abdul-halim Says:
March 9th, 2008 at 10:52 am
AWESOME!!!
irasali Says:
March 21st, 2008 at 2:28 pm
haha, how delightfully wicked. freeloaders deserved it.